www.DavidConstable.co.uk

Greetings

These pages contain... errr... well... hmm... ok, very little actually. At least I haven't wasted your time with a pointless & tedious Flash animated splash page...

I suppose you came here for some reason... I wonder what it was?

Sorry, I didn't introduce myself. David Constable of Barnet (North London, UK) here. Who on earth are you?

This site (ok, ok, it is now just a single page) remains in a state of almot permanent limbo whilst it is no longer fiddled around with and left to go slowly mouldy. If you actually want some content, take a look at some other sites I have constructed:

Contact

One purpose of having a personal web page (apart from the sheer vanity) is to provide a contact point. Do feel free to drop me an email - you might even get a reply...

Small Print

Other websites are available. Batteries not included. Contains artificial additives to preserve freshness. Serving suggestion only. May cause irritability after prolonged use. Avoid prolonged exposure to ultraviolet light. Boiling contents may impair the flavour. No user serviceable parts inside. May contain peanuts. Not intended for use by children under the age of 3. Shake well before use. No animals were harmed during the creation of this document.

The value of the information on this website may go up as well as down. Written details available on request.

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This page was last updated 27th February 2008
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